Thursday, July 28, 2011

The Treehouse Times #5 Daphne Takes Charge and 90’s fashion – neon cord bracelets , bandana headbands , Ocean Pacific and slouch socks!

 

The Treehouse Times #5 - Daphne Takes Charge - PaGE McBrier * The Treehouse Times gang is back for another entry and this time it’s summer vacation – which the writer lets us know , right off the bat with characters shouting we’re free , we’re free to kick off scenes of yearbook signing. How many grade school kids had year books?! Considering most of my teachers made a fuss if we wasted mimeographed copies of tests and such, years books weren’t around until high school. Even then ,whoopee, it’s like a glorified collection of mug-shots. ( sorry if I sound a little bit hostile – not one of my school pictures was ever a keeper. )
* Anyhoo back to the gang - since it’s summer vacation ( and they’re characters in a themed series ) they don’t do what mere mortals do for summer vacation: lay around the beach , bike-ride , drink cherry Kool-aid , wheel around the dented merry-go-round at the park watching the cloud spin into a ice cream whirl - like the Dairy Queen commercials , attempt to find a job , make a few bucks and blow it all on leaky floats for the beach and plastic sandals that bust.  Instead they are hoping to put out some summer issues of the paper with new summer fun items like a crossword puzzle. Amy even has plans of going to summer school for typing.
* Say what?! Who voluntarily goes to summer school?!  Only in paperback fiction. This is what I like to call the Shirley Temple syndrome - remember her? She was this child actress back in the thirties who became a box office smash playing in lightweight movies that featured her singing and dancing and warming the cockles of some old coots heart - in every movie.  The format became so cookie cutter that Shirley’s characters became synonymous with herself - she was even called Shirley in one role and in another her character wooed the audience by singing a song with lyrics implying that they were the audience favorites , that she’d sung them before ( yeah but in former movies !)  - clearly stepping out of the character and into the role of herself - Shirley Temple - whoops! What does this have to do with anything you might ask - bare with me. She was such a role model that she wasn’t really a favorite with the kiddie’s so much as that she was a favorite with the adults. Because she was the perfect , precocious child :helpful , kind , considerate without any ( seen ) coaxing. She was something out of the Victorian era - child as goddess. Every once in a while the YA fiction characters slip under this didactic direction. Children start doing things not because they have such fabulous role models ( parents are rarely seen so if they’re getting any input the reader doesn’t know it ) , but because they appear to be setting an example to the readers. It would be better if the characters had more balance - Watch Shirley Temple in Bright Eyes it was my grandmother’s favorite ( next to Heidi )  - I was partial to The Blue Bird , she is sugar sweet but you can’t help but admire Jane Withers as the obnoxious brat who wants a machine gun for Christmas , and if not that a wheelchair. Shirley is the preferred child yet you don’t necessarily believe her constant maturity.
* Neither do I buy some of the things that go on in this book - If I had read this entry apart from the other Treehouse adventures I might have flung it aside in anger. Amy , is one of those characters that you have to take with a grain of salt - she is not so much bossy as extremely levelheaded and organized , she also consistently does the right thing so that her age seems well beyond that of twelve. What other twelve years old would never a. take a bribe and b. know enough to look into a situation concerning one of the Dear Abby/Daphne letters. I don’t know about you but I don’t recall meeting anyone like that when I was younger - Specially not someone who wasn’t nudged a little in the right direction.
* Let me explain, first off the story is about Erin who through a slip up believes she will heading off to California with her family for the summer , her friends are disappointed as it will mess up their plans for their paper. But Erin is only disappointed when she discovers she isn’t  going - so much so that the friends suggest that perhaps Daphne the friend she was hoping to see again ( they used to live in California ) could come for a visit. Well since it’s fiction - nothing such as : airplane tickets , summer plans , parents permission, stands in there way and before you know it Daphne is in the picture.
* Notice how every new / visiting character comes from exciting places like New York or California - both I guess are impressive -  and even when a writer picks out lesser places it’s always lesser as in bumpkin corner - like Stony Gap West Virginny ( SVT ) or MooseJaw Canada ( Sleepover Friends. ) Or places inspiring accents Louisville Kentucky ( BSC & Sleepover Friends ) ,or Australia ( BSC )Nobody I guess would be too impressed with a character that came from say - Ontario Canada , or South Dakota - cool people , in-people, fashionable people in some unwritten law in teen fiction must come from New York or California.
* So Daphne is fashionable , trendy , beautiful blonde ( do any brunettes come from California ? not in the 80's I suppose - it’s all that brain washing from Sun-in ads )
* I guess I’m getting a little testy but by page 14 a strange sensation has come over me - it’s been plaguing me since I pulled the book off the shelf and noticed the cover. I never realized just how analogous ( parroting ) certain series were until now - I mean the worst offenders are the ones exiting the 80's simply because there’s more series by then to compare them to. Plus, by then,  the bulk of the series’ revolved around a gang of girls with diverse backgrounds who had one similar interest pulling them together.
* What gets me,  is knowing that all series by now can merge , intersect , flow together until they gel together in your mind as one big mass of cliches - the cover artist seems not to have lost his sense of humor about possibly moonlighting between series - Call me crazy but is that not Erin - from Camp Sunnyside Friends - impersonating Daphne for the cover of The Treehouse Times - now drawn characters have multiple modeling jobs!

Analogous characters - Erin from Camp Sunnyside vs Daphne from Treehouse Times
* Here’s some more evidence for the analogous theory - Most characters become standard and as the series pile up sub-standard ( but only because they’re last in line.) , defined only by key-note ideas or temperaments -  for instance we are told that Leah ....had a talent for putting strange combinations together and making them look fantastic pg 14. Now compare her with other popular characters from other series.....Sounds like... Olivia ( SVH - also an artist ) , Claudia ( BSC - also an artist ) and Amy ( from Fifth Grade Stars - also a budding artist ) What’s even more bothersome is the standard set for the side characters - is it just me or does every sister in the known universe ( at least in the universe of YA series fiction ) have to be a gorgeous shrew who hogs the phone? Robin’s older sister is a speed demon of a driver and in another book , bossy and boy-crazy helping them hunt down a famous star in a hotel lobby. ( With the exception of Janine - from BSC most sisters - especially in later Ya series - held up the image of a teenage nitwit. Younger brothers faired better bringing out the little mother in big-sis , but little sisters were often obnoxious. )  Check out what happens if I was to swap covers with two similar series – that have two similar stories – If I hadn’t told you of the swap would’ve you’ve known which was which?

Phony Fifth Grade stars cover analogous 

Phony Sleepover Friends cover 

( It’s the Sleepover Friends on the cover of Fifth Grade Stars and the Fifth Grade stars on the cover of Sleepover Friends. Eerie isn’t it? )
* On a good note I have to hand it to Page McBrier , she’s the only one in juvenile series fiction to successfully merge - kids with adults, and not on a patronizing note - they interact on a level that surpasses the usual cuteness.  The scoop for the story - is an ongoing debate on whether or not the town should vote on putting in a public pool. Doesn’t sound exciting but McBrier manages to keep the reader interested with a busybody town council woman by the name of Ginger Grover who tries manipulating the girls into writing no on the pool vote. Though Amy flatly states to her friends - Newspapers don’t take sides, it’s not until later on, much, later on do we even discover that Amy has a side concerning the pool idea - in her effort to become the ultimate journalist her non-opinion smacks a little of as-if! I would’ve been - a pool?! Awesome! and would be using the paper to ensure votes for it - but then I was your average twelve year old.
* Amy’s level headedness begins to orbit the moon on this one - when Mrs. Grover resorts to bribing the girls with tickets to a rock concert, slyly suggesting they write about the it rather than the silly pool debate - Amy demands they give the tickets back.
* But I’m getting a little ahead of myself - Daphne , thank God , isn’t a stuck up nitwit but by the looks of the cover a reader gets the impression, she’s in for the usual -houseguest from heck who’s a royal brat - this is plot device no 347 - ( okay the number is made up but it would be interesting to number all the various Ya genre plots out there ) - and it’s been done several times - The Sleepover Friends had several guests that were brats , even Camp Sunnyside Friends had an obnoxious new bunkmate to deal with - and SVH well, their nightmare guest had nearly put poor Roger Collins behind bars! What Daphne is a thorn in perfect Amy’s side , she wears stretchy tight tops Amy wouldn’t dream of wearing , she attracts the eye of Erin’s older brother , and makes a hit among all the kids with her new advice column Dear Daphne. In short with Erin fawning all over her , Amy feels left out and is bitten by the jealousy bug.
* It’s a relief that Daphne isn’t your typical jerk , in fact she really isn’t a jerk - recall the BBC when Jessi attempted to replace Dawn with a new babysitter - it was Book #68 Jessi and the Bad Babysitter - after reading it I kept thinking she wasn’t really that bad , she just didn’t go in for the club rules - I think Kristy had a hand in the title to throw the reader off the real issue :Wendy just wasn’t into clubs. Daphne is cut from the same cloth - she loves working on the paper , but doesn’t take it as seriously as Amy. Especially not her advice column which mirrors the flighty advice given in Teen magazines. It’s not really a Dear Abby type. So can she really be faulted. Amy’s jealousy over her success could cloud her initial interest in a write in called Confused , who wants advice on how to handle her dad’s temper and beer drinking. But later on sees signs that the problem is more serious than Daphne’s regulars and deserves special attention.
* While Daphne sticks to her pat advice , Amy does some sleuthing and discovers the girls identity and her family ( her dad really is intimidating.) Meanwhile as she’s trying to push Daphne into giving better advice the incident with the rock concert tickets come up and though all three of her friends plus Daphne thinks she’s crazy for wanting to return them- Daphne, rather than let Amy have the final word, offers up all the tickets and says none of them will go.

*Not a big shocker that her friends start treating her like an unwelcome grown up in their midst – overly polite but
we are told Amy felt good about doing the right thing  despite this snag- Nice but I don’t buy it. It’s one of those patented moments where an author writes what they want a child to be like , not how they are, because most kids would’ve snatched up the tickets and then turned the tables on Mrs. Grover - like the next issue declaring - Mrs. Grover Supports Town’s Youth from rock concerts to Swimming Pools! But enough about that lets get on to the title - does Daphne ever take Charge? Not really - what she does is stand her ground against Amy who insists she change her pat advice when Confused writes in wanting to run away. Amy caves for a moment before altering the paper at the last second. And sends her to Alateen on the advice of Vicky her adult friend and fellow journalist. Daphne is furious and there is the typical blow up in which Amy can’t understand why Daphne doesn’t just admit she was wrong and help pass out papers. Yeah , don’t think so. Daphne is after all a kid and stalks off , Erin takes her side. However, Daphne writes later after her return home glad that Amy had intervened but not really apologizing. The vote comes and the pool is a go and Mrs. Grover steers clear of the Treehouse gang -  Alls-well that ends well.
* It was a good entry for the Treehouse Times but sometimes I knew how Confused felt!  The whole journalism theme could at times sacrifice the true nature of children in favor of a professional aloofness - for example why didn’t Amy take Daphne over to see Confused , give her the real advice and eliminate the charade - it sounded as if the girl could’ve used a friend as well as some good advice. At a big paper you couldn’t do that , but would you if you could? Apparently not.
* Another nugget that irked me - was the fact that on pg 37 Amy is shown reading a Katherine Paterson novel - do I actually have a viable argument or is it just me? But don’t you hate it when YA writers attempt to create a universe that is marketed to lowbrow tastes but insults their readers by making their characters too good to read series fiction! I appreciated SVT creating a phony series for Elizabeth to read ( though I tended to think that if anyone read Newberry award winners it would be Liz. ) Yet here we have intelligent Amy reading Katherine Paterson - at least balance it out with Robin reading Betsy Haynes , I mean argh!

* I was trying to decide what to tie in with this story - there was the pool thing so I thought eureka! If only I could find some vintage pool ads that would be fun but nope , couldn’t find any - so I decided after carefully examining the cover. It would be fun to dissect Daphne’s style. Now in the book Daphne is a victim of tight stretchy things - it was after all 1990 and spandex had become the new polyester but on the cover she dressed like most of us mere mortals of thirteen.
* Lets take it from the top - the cloth hair band - around 1988 the bandana had made a huge come back as a hair band and was still hanging around years later. The idea was to buy a bandana - I recall that I had a red one and a navy blue one ( our resident cool girl Jamie started it in our class ) and you had to fold it in such a way as to not make it too think at the center. Sometimes I’d tie it before slipping it on - adjusting it afterwards sometimes not. It was a pretty effortless look better than plastic hairbands because they could break or pinch. Here’s a Sears ad selling a batch of neon bandanas at four bucks a piece!

Sears ad 90's - paisley bandanas
* Okay now for Daphne’s hair - to me this is easy, it’s so smooth & straight and that color of honey blonde reminds me totally of Jodie Sweetin on Full House who ironically became something of teen series fiction star when her character Stephanie was spun into her own series!

Jodie Sweetin - young and sweet
* The t shirt with suspenders - I don’t know about you but this seems totally Mickey Mouse to me -

Mickey little boppers toy 1987 big

Okay so he’s not wearing a shirt , I guess I mean suspenders and shorts. ( Isn’t he cute? – he’s part of the Little Boppers line of toys that came out in 1987 – they’d dance/hobble to music )

I admit , I was guilty of wearing suspenders but never with a t shirt. My suspender outfit was a turquoise blue, pin striped button down shirt ( short sleeve – but not a t shirt! ) made with some nubbly crushed fabric, under the pale blue suspenders and over the long cut off denim shorts ( like from Dirty Dancing ) - cuffed and also pinstriped in turquoise blue. It was one of my coolest outfit but after having the boys snap my suspenders all during class it was the last time I wore them with the suspenders. In fact I think it was the last time I wore suspenders!
* The shorts - longer than earlier 80's shorts but shorter than the jammers that surfer dudes were making so popular - I loved these kinds of shorts - they were basically like boxer shorts - elastic waist - slip on easy to wear. The little emblem in the corner totally brings to mind this ad in Sears for Ocean Pacific. And didn’t you just love the fad of contrasting colors - I had a black and white top like Daphne’s shorts ,where one side was black, the other white and the cuffs were the opposite colors too , like black cuffs on the white side and white cuffs on the black side!

Ocean Pacific 80's kids
* Slouch socks! Me and my friends always got into a debate on these - I loved them! But one in my group of four hated them - she said they were ridiculous - it was like buying socks with the elastic already shot in them , and they’d always slither off your foot and bunch up at your toes. Okay I had to agree with her that slouch socks didn’t have a very good wear life , but to start off with they were great and comfy like wearing a squishy soft scarf around your ankles. I had a pile of them but my favorites was a pair of three roll - they were hideous! The bottoms were white the tops had three fold over squishy rolls of neon - yellow , orange and lime green. They didn’t go with anything! But I loved them. On the cover Daphne is wearing hers in what was the trend - if you were trendy - I recall doing this once or twice - first you took out two pairs of slouch socks in different colors like pink or purple or in this case orange and pink and you’d put on one pink sock and one purple sock then alternate for the second layer. Funky but cool.

80s Neon orange slouch socks

80's pink slouch sock 80's slouch socks

 

Hey did you know Reeboks called there’s flop socks!

80's Reebok flop socks
* Let’s forget the shoes - they’re pretty average - any white slip on sneakers will do - instead check out Daphne’s wrist no cusp –of –the- 90's kid could get away without having at least one of these two accessories, maybe even both - a swatch , and a friendship bracelet.
* Here’s a batch of early 90's neon bracelets & rings- not the nice woven ones girls made by pouring over all those friendship bracelet manuals instead these look like they were made from ready made cord from a craft shop.

90's neon orange and green friendship bracelets 

* Here’s an ad for a needlepoint teddy bear – I love the junk on the dresser !– yellow/gold nail polish , pastel jewelry , blue and purple eye shadow and a turquoise fluffy brush ( I had one of those! )  –  Can you spot the friendship bracelet?

Cute 80's ad with friendship bracelet
* And don’t you just love these Swatch ads - I’ll take Traffic Jam!

Swatch 90's ad 1

Swatch 90's ad 2

Swatch 90's ad 3

Sunday, October 25, 2009

THE U - TO - Z PAGE - FROM - UGLY - TO - ZOO

U

UGLY - ( SEE CHARACTERS - LOOKS & BULLYING )

UNDERWEAR - ( SEE FASHION - UNDER GARMENTS )

UNDERSTUDY - ( SEE PLAYS )

UNIFORM - ( SEE FASHION - UNIFORMS )


V

VACUM - ( SEE HOUSE & HOME - UTILITY CLOSET & CHORES )

VAGRANT - ( SEE CHARACTERS - UNUSUAL )

VALENTINES DAY - ( SEE ALSO HOLIDAYS )

VALLEY GIRL - ( SEE MOVIES & CHARACTERS )

VANITY - ( SEE ALSO WEALTH & CHARACTERS - LOOKS & CHARACTERS - VILLAINS )

VAMP - ( SEE CHARACTERS - VILLAINS & CHARACTERS - SEXPOTS )

VAMPIRE - ( SEE CHARACTERS - VILLAINS & CHARACTERS - UNUSUAL & FANTASY )

VANDALISM - ( SEE ALSO CHARACTERS - VILLAINS )

VENGEANCE - ( SEE ALSO CHARACTER TRAITS )

VENTRILOQUISM - ( SEE ALSO UNUSUAL )

VET - ( SEE ALSO ANIMALS & CHARACTERS )

VICE - ( SEE TABOO & BAD HABITS )

VILLAINS - ( SEE CHARACTERS - VILLAINS )

VINTAGE - ( SEE ALSO CLOTHING & FADS - PAST & TIME CAPSULES )

VIRGINITY - ( SEE TABOO - SEX & PUBERTY )

VISITOR -

VOLLEYBALL - ( SEE SPORTS )

VOMIT - ( SEE HEALTH )

VOTE - ( SEE POLITICS & ELECTIONS )











W
WACKOS - ( SEE ALSO CHARACTERS )

WAREDROBE - ( SEE ALSO FASHION )

WADING POOLS -

WALKIE-TALKIES -

WATCHES - ( SEE JEWELRY )

WALKMANS

WEAPONS -

WEATHER -

WEIGHTLIFTING -

WINDSURFING - ( SEE ALSO SYMBOLS & SPORTS )

WITCH -

WORKING GIRL - ( THE IDEA NOT THE MOVIE ) -

WRISTBAND

WRITERS

X
XEROX - A.K.A. THE MIMIOGRAPH

Y
YACHT

YEARBOOK

YO-YO

YOGURT - ( SEE FOOD )

YOUNG ADULT

YOUTH HOSTEL



Z
ZANY -

ZOO'S -


** WORK IN PROGRESS**

Saturday, October 24, 2009

THE S PAGE - FROM - SAILBOATS - TO SYMBOLS

SIGN OF THE TIMES - BLOCK PARENTS , DANGER-STRANGER , TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME - MCGRUFF , O.G. READMORE

SAILING - ( SEE SPORTS )

SAILBOATS - ( SEE WEALTH & PLACES & SYMBOLS )

SANDWICH - ( SEE FOOD )

SCAVENGER HUNT - ( SEE GAMES )

SCHOOL - TEACHERS - CLASSROOMS , SUBJECTS - MATH - SCIENCE - GYM -
- SCHOOLYARD
- EVENTS - NOTE PASSING , FLYING PAPER AIRPLANES , SPITBALLS ,

SCIENCE - ( SEE SCHOOL - SUBJECTS )

SCULPTURE - ( SEE ART & CRAFT )

SEA - ( SEE BEACH OR SPORTS - SAILING )

SEASONS - MONTHS - JANUARY - FEBUARY - MARCH - APRIL - MAY - JUNE - JULY - AUGUST - SEPTEMBER - OCTOBER - NOVEMBER - DECEMBER

SECRETS -

SETTING - ( SEE ALSO PLACES & HOUSE & HOME & SCHOOL )

SENIOR - ( SEE HIGH SCHOOL )

SEQUINS - ( SEE MATERIAL & FASHION )

SEX - ( SEE TABOO & PUBERTY )

SHAKES - ( SEE JUNKFOOD & HANGOUTS )

SHALLOW - ( SEE CHARACTER TRAITS )

SHAMPOO - ( SEE BRAND NAMES & GROOMING & HOUSE & HOME - BATHROOM )

SHAWL - ( SEE FASHION )

SHELLS - ( SEE JEWELRY & SYMBOLS & ART & CRAFT )

SHIP - ( SEE WEALTH & PLACES & CRUISES & SYMBOLS )

SHIRT - ( SEE FASHION - TOPS )

SITCOMS - ( SEE ALSO T.V. SHOWS )

SHOES - ( SEE FASHION - FOOTWEAR )

SHOPPING -

SHOPPING MALL -

SHOPLIFTING - ( SEE CHARACTER TRAITS & WEALTH )

SHORTS - ( SEE FASHION )

SKIPPING ROPE - ( MATERIALISM & SPORTS & SCHOOL )

SKIPPING ROPE DEMONSTRATIONS -

SKIPPING ROPE RHYMES -

SHRIMP - ( SEE CHARACTERS & SLANG & FOOD )

SHY - ( SEE CHARACTER TRAITS )

SILK - ( SEE MATERIAL )

SKETCH - ( ART & CRAFTS & SCHOOL & HOBBY )

SIBLINGS - ( SEE FAMILY )

SLANG -

SLUMBER PARTIES -

SLEEPOVERS -

SMELL THE 80'S -

SMOKING - ( SEE TABOO )

SNAKES - ( SEE FEAR & PETS )

SNOW - ( SEE WEATHER )

SOAKIES -

SOAP - ( SEE HOUSE & HOME - BATHROOM & GROOMING )

SOAP T.V -

SODA - ( SEE JUNKFOOD )

SOFA - ( SEE HOUSE & HOME - LIVING ROOM )

SPEECHES - ( SEE ALSO SCHOOL -PROJECTS )

SPORTS - ( SEE ALSO SCHOOL - GYM )

STATIONARY - ( SEE ALSO SCHOOL SUPPLIES )

STEREOTYPE - ( SEE CHARACTER CLICHES & PLACE CLICHES )

STALK - ( SEE DANGER & ACTION )

STUBBORN - ( SEE CHARACTER TRAITS )

STUDY HABITS - ( SEE SCHOOL & CHARACTER TRAITS )

STUTTER - ( SEE CHARACTER - CHALLENGES )

STUFFED TOYS - ( SEE TOYS - STUFFED TOYS )

SUAVE - ( SEE CHARACTERS )

SUBJECTS - ( SEE SCHOOL - SUBJECTS )

SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS - ( SEE SCHOOL - TEACHERS - SUBSTITUTES )

SUBURBS - ( SEE ALSO PLACES )

SUEDE - ( SEE MATERIAL )

SUICIDE - ( SEE TABOO )

SUPERSTITION - ( SEE FANTASY & CHARACTER TRAITS )

SURFING - ( SEE SPORTS & CHARACTER TRAITS & SYMBOLS )

SURFER DUDE

SUSPENDERS - ( SEE FASHION & TRENDS )

SWEARING - ( SEE TABOO )

SWEEPSTAKES - ( SEE RAFFLE )

SWIMMING - ( SEE SPORTS )

SWING - ( SEE SCHOOL - PLAYGROUND & PARK & PLACES )

SYMBOLS -

SWORD & SORCERY - ( SEE ALSO FANTASY )

Friday, October 23, 2009

THE P PAGE - FROM - PAINT - TO - PUZZLES

PUBLISHERS -

PAINT / PAINTING - ( SEE ART & CRAFT & HOUSE & HOME & HOBBY )

PARADES -

PARENTS - ( SEE FAMILY )

PARKS - ( SEE PLACES )

PARODY - ( SEE HUMOR )

PARROTS - ( SEE TRENDS & PETS & SYMBOLS )

PASTE - ( SEE SCHOOL - SUPPLIES )

PATHOS - ( SEE THEME )

PERFUME - ( SEE BRANDS & SMELL THE 80'S )

PERSONALITY - ( SEE CHARACTER TRAITS )

PETS - BIRDS - DOGS - PUPPIES - CATS - KITTENS - FISH - TURTLES - SNAKES - TOADS -

PETSHOPS - ( SEE MALL )

PIANO - ( SEE HOBBY - MUSIC - INSTRUMENTS )

PICNIC

PILLOWS - ( SEE HOUSE & HOME - BEDROOMS & HOUSE & HOME - LIVING ROOM )

PIMPLES - ( SEE ACNE )

PINS - ( SEE JEWELRY )

P.O.V. -

PING PONG - ( SEE GAMES )

PLACES - PARKS , SCHOOL , HOME , POOLS , SUMMER CAMPS , BEST FRIENDS HOME , ZOO

PLAYS - ( SEE ALSO SCHOOL EVENTS )

PLOT DEVISE -

POPULARITY -

POLITICS - ( SEE ALSO SCHOOL & ELECTIONS )

PLAYGROUND - ( SEE SCHOOL )

POT - ( SEE TABOO - DRUGS )

POTATO CHIPS - ( SEE JUNK FOOD )

PREROGATIVE -

PUBERTY -

PURSES - ( SEE ACCESSORIES )

PUZZLES - ( SEE TOYS )

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

THE N PAGE - FROM NAIL POLISH - TO - NEAR NUDITY

NAIL POLISH - ( SEE MAKE-UP )

NAMES - ( SEE CHARACTERS - NAMES )

NAIVE - ( SEE CHARACTER - TRAITS )

NEUROTIC - ( SEE CHARACTER - TRAITS )

NEWSPAPERS - ( SEE SCHOOL - ACTIVITIES & SCHOOL - PROJECTS )

NICE - ( SEE CHARACTERS )

NICK NAMES - ( SEE CHARACTERS - NAMES )

NOTE PASSING - ( SCHOOL - CLASSROOM )

NUDITY - NEAR NUDITY -

THE L PAGE - FROM LACE TO LUNCH

L
LACE - ( SEE MATERIAL & FASHION )

LACROSSE - ( SEE SPORTS & HOBBY )

LANGUAGE - ( SEE SLANG )

LAUNDRY - ( SEE CHORES & HOUSE & HOME )

LEAGUES - ( SEE SPORTS )

LEATHER - ( SEE FABRIC & FASHION & TRENDS )

LETTERS -

LIBRARY - ( SEE ALSO SCHOOL )

LICENCE -

LIES - ( SEE ALSO CHARACTER TRAITS )

LINGERE - ( SEE FASHION )

LITERATURE - ( SEE ALSO JUVINELLE FICTION ) - AUTHORS MENTIONED , BOOKS FOR ADULTS , CLASSICS

LOOMS - ( SEE CRAFT )

LOVE -

LOYALTY - ( SEE CHARACTER TRAITS - THE BEST FRIEND - THE BOYFRIEND )

LUNCH - ( SEE ALSO SCHOOL - CAFETERIA )

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

THE J PAGE - FROM JELLY BRACELETS - TO - JUNK FOOD

JELLY BRACELETS - ( SEE JEWELRY )

JERKS - ( SEE CHARACTERS )

JEWISH - ( SEE RELIGION & BIRTHDAYS )

JOBS - ( SEE WORKING GIRLS )

JOURNAL - ( SEE DIARY )

JUDGEMENTAL - ( SEE CHARACTERS & INDIVIDUAL VS CONFORMITY )

JUNIOR - ( SEE HIGH SCHOOL )

JUVINELLE FICTION -

JEALOUSY - ( SEE CHARACTER TRAITS )

JEWELRY - BROACHES , PINS , EARRINGS , RINGS , NECKLACES , JELLY BRACELETS , BRACELETS , BANGLES ,

JUNK FOOD - ( SEE ALSO FOOD )

Monday, October 19, 2009

THE H PAGE - FROM HAIR - TO - HUMOR

HAND CLAPPING RHYMES -

HAIR - ( SEE ALSO BEAUTY )
- STYLES
- ACCESSORIES

HALTER TOPS - ( SEE FASHION - TOPS )

HAMMOCKS - ( SEE HOUSE AND HOME - BACKYARDS )

HANDSOME - ( SEE BEAUTY & CHARACTERS - LOOKS )

HEALTH - ( SEE ALSO CHARACTERS )

HIGH SCHOOL - SOPHMORE , JUNIOR , JUNIOR , SENIOR

HOBBY - ( SEE ALSO GYMNASTICS & HORSE CRAZY & ART & CRAFT & AMBITIONS ) GYMNASTICS , HORSEBACK RIDING , DRAWING , PAINTING , MUSIC LESSONS , WRITING , POETRY ,

HORSE CRAZY -
HORSES -
HORSE-BACK RIDING LESSONS -

HOSPITAL - ( SEE ALSO BROKEN LIMBS & HEALTH & AMBITION & WORKING GIRLS )

HOT HEADS - ( SEE CHARACTER TRAITS )

HANG OUTS - ( SEE ALSO PLACES )

HOUSE & HOME - KITCHEN

- BATHROOM

- BEDROOMS

- BACKYARDS

- GARAGE


HOUSEHOLD OBJECTS - BATHROOM - TOWELS - ESPECIALLY BEACH TOWELS , SHOWER CURTAINS , TOOTHBRUSHES

- KITCHEN - PLASTIC TABLE MATS - CORALE DISHES - MUGS WITH CARTOONS & RAINBOWS ETC. -

HUMOR - SPOOF -

Sunday, October 18, 2009

THE F PAGE - FROM FAIRY TALE AND FANTASY - TO - FUR

FABRIC - ( SEE MATERIAL )

FAD -

FAIRY TALE & FANTASY -

FAKES - AS IN FAKE I.D. - AS IN FAKE PERSONALITY - LIARS PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT - FAKE CELEBRITIES - FAKE BRANDS - FAKE T.V. SHOWS - FAKE FADS

FAME - ( SEE ALSO AMBITIONS & ACTING )

FAMILY - SIBLINGS
- MOTHER
- FATHER
- GRANDPARENTS
- COUSINS & AUNTS AND UNCLES


FASHION - TOPS , SWEATERS , SWEATS , BLOUSES , DRESS SHIRTS , T SHIRTS , CROP TOPS , BAT WING SLEEVES , SLASH SHIRTS , SLASHED SLEEVES , SLASHED SHOULDERS , TUBE TOPS , TANK TOPS , TIE TOPS , SHOULDER TIE TOPS , BUSTIER

- PANTS - JEANS - CALVIN KLIENS , BUBBLE GUM JEANS , GLORIA VANDERBUILTS , LEE , 501 BLUES , CHIC , COLORED JEANS , CUT OFFS , DAISY DUKES , DIRTY DANCING STYLE CUT OFFS , CAPRI STYLE , PEG LEG , TAPERED , BAGGY , ROLLED CUFFS , PINNED CUFFS , ZIPPERED CUFFS , ZIPPERED SIDES ,

- SKIRTS - BUBBLE , DENIM , LONG PRAIRIE STYLE , FULL SKIRT , FLARED SHORT SKIRT , TIERED SKIRTS , TIERED SKIRT GATHERED AT SIDE , PIN UP STYLE SKIRT ,

- DRESSES - HALTER DRESS WITH STRING TIES , TAILOR-SHIRT / WAITRESS DRESS , WRAP DRESS , THE PROM TIERED SKIRT DRESS , SLEEVELESS PARTY DRESS , DROP-WAIST , SLIGHTLY IMPROVED SACK DRESS ,

- SUITS - 40'S LOOK - PADDED SHOULDERS , MILITARY TOUCHES , UNSTRUCTURED JACKETS ,

- OTHER THINGS - UNDEROOS , SOCKS , KNEE SOCKS , STOCKINGS OF EVERY GLITTERY GADGET AND COLOR , MENS BIKINI UNDERWEAR ,

- STYLE -

FANTASY -

FAST GIRLS - ( SEE TABOO )

FAST FOOD - ( SEE ALSO JUNK FOOD )

FEAR - ( SEE ALSO ACTION & DANGER )

FEATHER EARRINGS - ( SEE JEWELRY )

FEELINGS - ( SEE EMOTIONS )

FEUD - ( SEE ALSO CLIQUES )

FIGHTS -

FIRE - ( SEE DANGER & ACTION )

FISH - ( SEE PETS & ANIMALS )

FLAVOR - ( SEE FOOD & TASTE THE 80'S )

FLIRTING -

FLOOD - ( SEE DANGER & ACTION )

FLOWERS -

FLORESCENT - ( SEE NEON )

FOOD -

FORTUNE TELLING - ( SEE FAIRS )

FOSTER CHILD - ( SEE CHARACTER )

FOX - ( SEE SLANG )

FRECKLES - ( SEE CHARACTER - LOOKS

FROG DISECTION - ( SEE SCHOOL - CIRRICULUM )

FRUIT - ( SEE FOOD & JUNK FOOD - VS FRUIT )

FUGITIVE - ( SEE DANGER & ACTION & CHARACTER - VILLAINS )

FUR - ( SEE FASHION )

FRATERNITY - ( SEE SCHOOL - HIGH SCHOOL & COLLEGE )

FUNNY - ( SEE HUMOR )

FITNESS - ( SEE TRENDS & SIGN OF THE TIMES & FASHION )

Saturday, October 17, 2009

THE D PAGE - FROM DAINTY CHARACTERS - TO DREAMS

D
DAINTY - ( SEE CHARACTER TRAITS )

DANGER -

DATES -

DAY-GLO - ( SEE ALSO NEON )

DEAF - ( SEE CHARACTER - CHALLENGES )

DEATH - ( SEE TABOO )

DEFECTING - ( SEE SIGN OF THE TIMES - COLD WAR )

DELINQUENT - ( SEE CHARACTER TRAITS )

DENTAL / DENTIST -

DIARY -

DILEMMA -

DIORAMA - ( SEE SCHOOL - CIRRICULUM )

DISGUISES -

DISHES - ( SEE CHORES & HOUSE AND HOME - KITCHEN )

DIVORSE -

DOLPHINS - ( SEE ANIMALS & PLACES & TRENDS )

DRAB - ( SEE CHARACTER TRAITS & FASHION )

DRESSES - ( SEE FASHION )

DRINKING / DRUNK - ( SEE TABOO )

DRUGS - ( SEE TABOO )

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS - ( SEE GAMES )

DUNGAREES - ( SEE FASHION - JEANS )

DETENTION - ( SCHOOL )

DISECTION - ( SCHOOL - CIRRICULUM )

DETECTIVE - ( SIGN OF THE TIMES & TRENDS )

DRAMA -

DREAMS -

** WORK IN PROGRESS**

Friday, October 16, 2009

THE B PAGE - FROM BABYSITTING TO BOYS VS GIRLS

B
BABYSITTING -

BAD HABITS -

BARS -

BALLET -

BATTLE OF THE SEXES -

BALLOONS - ( SEE ALSO SYMBOLS )

BEACH - ( SEE ALSO PLACES )

BEAUTY - ( SEE ALSO HAIR & BODY )

BEEFCAKE - ( SEE ALSO CHARACTERS - HANDSOME )

BETTING - ( SEE ALSO COMPETITION )

BICYCLE -

BLIND - ( SEE CHARACTERS - CHALLENGES )

B*TCHES - ( SEE CHARACTERS )

BLACK OUTFITS - ( SEE FASHION )

BLACKMAIL -

BLINDS - ( SEE BEDROOMS )

BEDROOM & FURNITIONING - ( SEE HOUSE AND HOME - BEDROOMS )

BODY - ( SEE ALSO CHARACTERS - LOOKS & PUBERTY )

BRAIDS & BOWS - ( SEE HAIR - ACCESSORIES )

BRACES -

BROKEN LIMBS -

BROACH - ( SEE JEWELRY )

BRUNETTES -

BUTTONS AND PINBACKS - ( SEE ACCESSORIES )

BIRTHDAYS -

BREAKFAST - ( SEE ALSO FOOD )

BLACKBOARDS - ( SEE SCHOOL - CLASSROOM )

BUBBLEGUM - ( SEE CANDY )

BULLYING -

BUTTERFLIES - ( SEE SYMBOLS )

BOYS VS GIRLS - ( SEE BATTLE OF THE SEXES )

** WORK IN PROGRESS SEE CLIQUEY PIZZA 2 **

Thursday, October 8, 2009

The Fabulous Five - #1 - Seventh Grade Rumors & 80's Back to School Supplies




The Fabulous Five - Seventh Grade Rumors - Back to school supplies ,

Ah , school. The beginning of a new year with that mixed pleasure of reuniting with friends separated by summer camps , possible new friends to be found all spiked with the nausea of homework , crabby teachers and obnoxious classmates. I never went to Junior High so I couldn't exactly relate to the Fabulous Five and even when I made that nerve wracking jump from top of the heap eighth grade to bottom of the barrel nineth grade , I had made more of it then I needed to. As for this first book I was totally psyched ( as they used to say ) for it’s arrival. I had just bought The Truth about Taffy Sinclair and had saw the enticing bit of ballyhoo for The Fabulous Five emblazoned like movie advertisements - Coming Soon! To a bookstore near you complete with chapter segments. I waited appeasing my anticipation by eye-gobbling up the rest of the Taffy books. By then I thought I knew the characters backwards and forwards but the first book throws us a bit of a loop - gone is the I p.o.v. which I didn’t mind , and because of this a lot of Jana’s incessant worrying , she was at times borderline neurotic , is gone. Although in this first
book Jana has some genuine worries.
She and her friends will be entering Wakeman Junior High - dubbed Wacko and they also learn they have competition - four girls calling themselves The Fantastic Four. The girls quickly formulate a plan on how not to make themselves look like nerds - pretty great idea actually! And
after writing down important stuff to remember they head to the school to scope out a hangout
spot so they don’t look too intimidated by just wandering around.
Unfortunately the next day guess who is standing in their spot - yup the Fantastic four , if that wasn’t bad enough , in an attempt to squeeze into their spot they learn by the cool but catty leader Laura that she has heard about them - and that Beth is the show off. Meaning someone - not the Fantastic four has described them to the Fantastic Four in some possibly and probably cutting terms. Who’s the culprit - Marcie Bee? Alexis? Shawnee?
Later on boys grading the girls in the hall give Melanie and Jana three and a half tops , and Laura with her top knot braid hanging all the way to her waist gets a 10. I’ve had waist length hair and
to pull it up at the top of your head and braid it takes off a couple of inches meaning Laura had looooong hair. Jana’s day perks up when she meets a superfriendly girl who has found her schedule card , ran after her to return it and helps her tape it into her notebook. This act of kindness sparks instant friendship signals in Jana until the girl shyly introduces herself as Karen Janelle - a.k.a Funny Hawthorne. One of the dreaded Fantastic Four. After Jana introduces herself they promise to get together but as it would fate does it for them. They share English class and send each other a series of funny notes about their eccentric teacher.
Meanwhile Melanie Edwards the sweetheart of the group , has a fullblown crush on Shane Arrington who owns an iguana named Igor and looks just like River Phoenix! In fact Melanie decides to approach him urging her friends to go with her to inquire if the iguana rumor is true. But Shane is a pretty cool character he sees the gullibility in Melanie’s big blue eyes ( it’s interesting that Melanie as a bit of a ditz is a redhead not blonde ) and tells her that Igor uses the bathroom. Lizards as pets were making the rounds on t.v. - I recall Saved by The Bell had Slater mourning the loss of his pet chameleon. And a couple of class oddballs in movies had lizards as pets.
Jana’s secret friendship is finally revealed when she is caught laughing and joking with Funny in the hall - about all things if Jana wouldn’t please slip her a little information about the boys from her old grade school - namely Melanie’s backup boyfriend Garrett Bolt and Beth’s boyfriend - Keith Masterson. Jana giggles that her lips are sealed. Her friends think she’s a traitor
and possibly not the only one since Beth seems to be avoiding them lately.
I love the next scene where Jana and Funny decide to show their friends that their cold shoulder ( from both groups ) don’t bother them by walking to school together and it becomes like this event , kids are watching , they’re fake laughing and zipping into the school - I remember doing stuff like that when emotions ran so high as a kid that yeah walking in with a new friend had the ability of attracting like a rock stars audience of gawkers. But Jana doesn’t want to just push her friendship with Funny she wants to clear things up and calls an emergency meeting , amid spilled soda and hugs - tears from Melanie they make up only to notice Beth didn’t show in fact Beth is missing.
The group learns their problems pale compared to Beth’s her mother might have breast cancer. As the group decides to form a search party the Fantastic Four offers to help drawing the sudden scorn of Jana but Laura actually comes up with a winning idea - suggesting Beth is somewhere that she feels safe. Back at her old school. They find her and of course Beth’s mother is okay.
A pretty rousing start to a series with lots of interesting new things to take note of specifically - the gum tree - a Wacko tradition the oak tree stands majestic and colorful as the students plop their unwanted wads onto the tree trunk decorating in every flavor imaginable. This actually isn’t unheard of - I decided to google the idea and you must check out these pics they are so cool go to the San Luis Obispo’s Bubble gum alley , and here is a bubblegum tree.
And there is the notorious hangout spot Bumpers decorated with old bashed in bumper cars turned into booths. To be honest I could never picture anyone sitting in the bumper cars - in my minds eye the bumper cars dangled from the ceiling on wires , and most kids sat in ordinary booths. Strange but true.



All this talk of the first day of school got me nostalgic about school supplies - that was the highlight of back to school I just loved all that junk!



Trapper Keepers , Note Totes , little scented erasers in all shapes and colors - I remember having the strawberry - isn’t that goofy - I mean everyone even the boys probably had the little strawberry erasers. How about the pencil cases - the plastic ones were cool because they had the artwork on them of your favorite characters - Frankenberry , Strawberry Shortcake , Foofur but the ones made out of fabric were sturdier - we have a company in Canada called Kettle Creek they made all kinds of high end canvas stuff all branded with their name on thick leather plaques. I wanted one of their pencil cases so bad - everyone had one instead I had to make one out of a pair of jeans - truth be told I kinda liked the one I made it was huge - and it held everything. You could practically lose an elephant in it okay okay not an elephant but maybe a pot of my favorite Bonne Bell lipgloss or a tube of roll on Kissing Potion. I loved getting new pencil crayons - Laurentien - they were the best ever my favorite color was a mauve color called Sky Magenta. And the sounds of the pencil crayons clicking together in your pencil case or scritching over a sheet of paper. Those are the things I miss about school just little things like that - when a pencil case full of new things all clinking together made you feel probably better than a business man with a briefcase full of important papers.



Around 1986 a stationary store popped up in our town I don’t recall the name it came and went as the novelty of that sort of stuff waned and conglomerates like Staples swallowed up independents. It was one of my favorite places to browse - I say browse not shop because this was before the era of the dollar store and each little thing seemed to cost a fortune and to me it was nicer to think about having pom-pom topped pencils with googly eyes than to spend three dollars on one. Member those pencil toppers - man we must have looked insane using them - but I loved the ones with the fuzzy troll hair you’d roll the pencil super fast between your palms and make his hair fly out. Anything beat doing homework. Lets not forget making rubber pencils by waving them loosely. Did you ever scratch out letters in your Pink Pearl eraser so that it now became an ink ear eraser or a Pink earl , Pink ear , Pink Pear , Pin ear?




What kind of junk was in the stationary store? - oodles of good stuff , candy colored paper clips - good for making necklaces , liquid glitter filled pens & pencils , stationary sets with pencil , eraser & paper all patterned with rainbows or maybe Garfield. Neon spiral notepads - those I actually did invest in - they were a must for passing notes and nobody looked cooler than someone who brazenly put one at the edge of their desktop - although the teachers always threatened to confiscate them. Member all those I don’t know what they were paperweights? - some were globes others stood up like those pushbutton water basketball games. They were filled with water and blue oil. They would stay separate making it look like the sea , I had one that had a tiny windsurfer bobbing along the blue oiled sea. But there was one that was brought to school and sat on the desk of one of the most popular girls in our class , I had no idea what it was, it just one of those battery operated gadgets - I dubbed it the ink factory, it was a novel thing that had a swirly ramp and would drip blobs of blue oil that would spiral down the ramp one after another and get sucked into the bottom to make it’s journey back up to the top to start over and over again - It was hypnotic watching it. I was annoyed when the teacher told the girl to take it home. Day-glo pens? Fluorescent markers , highlighters? They were a must nothing looked cooler they writing a bubble letter note with each letter a different neon shade. White out - that was a necessity which was banned after some buffoon in our class sniffed it so much he passed out. We had the kind of teachers who didn’t mind white out , but if we had too many pen marks scratching out mistakes they would say it looks messy do it over - without white out we had to become a lot more careful.

Isn't the Fab Five cover Fabulous! It just about wins my prize for best designed covers for junior division - the fake spiral note-book coils at the side , jazzy triangle print , scrawled graffiti , and 3-d diamond to house the fat jumbo lettering of the series title. As for the painted picture giving us our first real look at the fab five since the Taffy books , Beth looks a little young and awkward before her haircut , I love Katie's perm and pink jumpsuit! see how the cuffs are rolled to mid-calf that was actually the style , Melanie looks great in her turned up coller but Jana is the best dressed - big floppy bow tied in her hair , denim skirt , striped top ( these were all standard - nobody could look bad in this outfit ) Christie looks the most mature and I was kinda bummed in later stories that she was well, kinda dull ( until she moved to London ). This painting is probably what messed me up on never picturing Bumpers as anything but a souped up coffee shop - the booths are normal but they're obviously in bumpers!

Got any school supply memories? Let me know I love hearing about stuff I've missed , or forgotten.





I found some images of old vintage erasers , some pics from an Ideals catalog circa 1984 and a page full of 80's school accessories and how do you like the Shirt Tales crayons? Aren't they wild - I picked them up for a quarter
at a used clothing store - I just love the names they gave the colors - Gotcha Green , Playful Purple , Yum Yum Yellow , Rascal Red , Giggly Green , O.K. Orange , Peachy Keen , Frisky Brown , Bogey Blue ( Bogey was the name of the Shirt Tales monkey ) , Pepper Black , Oh Oh Orange , Pammy Pink ( Pammy was the name of the panda ) Gopher Gray , True Blue , Bold Gold , and Rowdy Rust! Hope you enjoy.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I JUST LOVE TOMMY HEPP ER JOHNNY DEPP TOO! - FAKE STARS IN SLEEPOVER FRIENDS & SWEET VALLEY TWINS












“He looks just like Tommy Hepp!” Stephanie said. Tommy Hepp is our second-favorite t.v. star after Kevin DeSpain. He’s on Roadies, the new show about motorcycle cops on Thursday Nights.
From Susan Saunders Sleepover Friends Series - #27 - Where’s Patti?

Notice in t.v. shows characters guzzle Cola , not Coke or Pepsi or even Dr. Pepper but Cola , they also wash their clothes in Sudsy detergent and gobble up Corn Crunchies for breakfast , I had read that it was for a two fold reason - 1 - they didn’t want to endorse products -
imagine what havoc it could’ve caused to see Kirk Cameron on Growing Pains eating only
Capt’n Crunch. Kidding aside , in the 1938 movie It Happened One Night during the infamous bedroom scene - Clarke Gable is getting ready for bed , he peels off his shirt to reveal a bare chest - no undershirt. Of course people watching it now might think oh - ho-hum. But this actually caused an uproar , no - not for the sight of a bare chested Gable! The uproar was caused by several undershirt factories who begged the scene be removed as the sales of undershirts suddenly plummeted! 2. - if you didn’t use a brand name you had the freedom to do whatever you wanted with the product - say a character found a severed finger in his box of Corn Crunchies - Kelloggs would be near fainting if the finger was pulled out of a box of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes - with it’s technicolor token rooster in prime view. People in a way are brand names. A child mentioning Prince in the 80's would be hard pressed to find any child that would say Prince who? What Prince? Series fiction, kinda like T.V. shows, exercised the same procedure with stars as the t.v. shows did their brand names.
The biggest peddlers of fake stars were the preteen / juvenile series this was perhaps because this age group was so in tune with the idea of branding and labeling. By then a phenomenon surged in brought on the heels of the 70's for star-gazing ( and not with telescope ) , proposed between the glossy layers of squeaky-clean pin-up magazines. Centerfolds of t.v. and movie stars were promised on bright backgrounds , ‘tell-all’ interviews scraggled out nonsense about all the really important things a ditz of twelve wanted to know about her fave star - preferred pizza toppings , the name of their pet dog , favorite color and carefully coaxed opinions. In order to represent a good portion of the preteen population , writers followed suit and characters that would be the readers of said magazines were developed. In all honesty, though it was never mentioned , can anyone not picture Jessica Wakefield lounging in the local variety store thumbing through a copy of Big Bopper? Of course she would not be looking for Johnny Depp or Kirk Cameron only her beloved Johnny Buck.
So lets bring on the fake stars!
Sweet Valley Twins made almost a reoccurring character out of Johnny Buck , in fact if a fan was to try and list all of the Unicorn members or simply mention Jessica’s favorite rock star they wouldn’t hesitate to remember Johnny’s name but may stumble on some of the Unicorn’s who were mostly filler.
Who is Johnny Buck? I was positive in my mind when I read the series back in the 80's that he was created to represent Bruce Springsteen , some of my friends agreed but then it was pointed out that wait , Johnny is described as young , practically a teen himself with blonde hair.
This threw our discussion momentarily off the loop of Bruce and switched us to the possibility of Corey Hart - after all in the late 80's everyone was Corey crazy! There was Corey Hart , Corey Haim , Corey Feldman and I think their was even a football player with the name Corey! In the end it didn’t really matter Johnny Buck represents all of them - from Bruce Springsteen to Corey Hart to even perhaps Michael Jackson - anyone that can instigate an aficionado. Jessica’s quest for fame is the following shadow of the achieved goal , hoping their glittering light will shine down on her and she can step on into the spot light. It was a feeling most 80's babes craved - to become their own idol. To come full circle no longer the worshiper but the worshiped. Arrogance as it’s most tin-foil glory. Jessica’s heart palpitates for Johnny Buck with a following that boarders on cultish - she never goes that far but in book #55 the Unicorns go cukoo for a new singer named Coco - cukoo for Coco ( puffs ) ( couldn’t resist ) , and literally create a fan club. Though other singers and stars came and went - Melody Power , Kent Kellerman , Jessica was most loyal to Johnny Buck. Ironically because he is such an ‘in’ figure to adore watch what happens in book #42 Jessica’s Secret - when she is confronted that he could be ‘out’.
‘“Don’t you love this poster of Johnny Buck?” Jessica said as she examined Robin’s walls. “I have the exact same one at home.”
Robin shrugged. “It’s okay , I guess. I’m not really into Johnny Buck anymore.”
Jessica frowned uncomfortably. “Oh , me either,” she said quickly.
Elizabeth gave her sister a surprised look. If Jessica didn’t like Johnny Buck anymore, it certainly was news to Elizabeth. Up until about two seconds before, he had been Jessica’s very favorite singer.’

How typical! When Jessica is confronted with the possible sudden unpopularity of a star , she’ll ditch him , revealing how fickle , how capricious a tightrope walk the celebrity must endure for his fans! Even a fake star! I remember how many arguments I had with my friends - I had jumped on the Johnny Depp fan wagon back in 1988 but my friends were split , two of my best friends - including my very best friend adored Corey Haim , only me and my other best friend loved Johnny Depp. Their argument against Depp , he’s beautiful but too old! That may sound strange now but mind you , us being twelve meant that Depp was seventeen years older , compared to other actors like Corey Haim and Kirk Cameron who were only five and six years older than us at the time that was a huge stretch but who were we kidding - we didn’t stand a chance with any of them! They were only to be admired , eye candy for our walls and taped inside the inner cover of our Note Totes & Trapper Keepers.




Sweet Valley Twins swung full force into the 90's and with no dated stamp on Johnny Buck that would leave him for dust in the 80's - that was another good reason to use a fake star imagine trying to convince the grunge set how cool M.C. Hammer was , or Vanilla Ice? Even Michael Jackson would be a hard sell - Johnny Buck continued on as timelessly un-aging as his fans. But a sprinkling of what was going on made a hilarious appearance in book - #86 - It Can’t Happen Here ,
In the book Aaron Dallas befriends new kid / bad boy Brian Boyd who is one of those disrespectful kids that always impresses materialistic ninnies like Jessica... for a while. With his cap on backwards and oozing an aura of coolness he shoplifts c.d’s at the local record store and to prove he’s not exactly up to Sweet Valley’s more mainstream standards - those who listen to the pop rock sounds of Johnny Buck - the groups he’s into are - The Flying Lizards - probably an in-joke because they sing - Money ( that’s what I want ) - and you guessed it, Brian’s father is loaded! , but don’t laugh too hard save it for this one - The Jumping Jack-o-lanterns - yup! That’s right , an obvious reflection of the grunge mood and one of it’s top bands - the Smashing Pumpkins. I laughed like crazy when I first read it , making me wonder if boy bands would suddenly creep up for Jessica to pant over. Usually Sweet Valley High and Sweet Valley Twins kept out anything that would date the books too much - clothing was vaguely described and always things that could be read years later and still be easily pictured - jeans and t-shirts for the tweens and for the teens - khaki walking shorts , polos , and slacks.
I kind of wished Lila in Sweet Valley High would’ve made some eviscerating crack to Jessica about her love for Johnny Buck.
Other series leapt on the fake-star band wagon - The Party Line and The Fabulous Five mirrored each other in their wavering stance on using both real and fake stars. The Party Line
would mention Paula Abdul and then switch over to have it’s characters discussing their favorite singer Vermilion - in fact book #1 Allie’s Wild Surprise - is about the characters - Allie , Rosie , Julie and Becky’s attempts to score tickets for Vermilion’s concert. That’s where rule and reason number 2 comes in - being able to manipulate the reputation of a fake star , Allie is not only able to score tickets for the concert she’s able to score them from Vermilion herself! The Fabulous Five runs a similar course - while they can talk of Paula Abdul , Charlie Sheen , and River Phoenix they can also rush to buy the latest Brain Damage album , crash the group’s hotel room and manage to convince the lead singer into dedicating a song to them during a concert tour thereby one-upping their enemies the Fantastic Four. It’s a fantasy a writer couldn’t pull off with a real celebrity without becoming liable.
The Babysitters club is a real curio on this subject , I mean decide for yourself - the series is about 4 - stretching to almost 8 preteen girls - ranging in age from 11 to 13 and yet celebrities were rarely discussed. I never noticed this at the time - though I remember wishing they’d go to the mall more to flirt of course. Basically , I had noticed their was something missing just not sure what exactly. As accurate as the girls are portrayed that’s a key point to miss - and movies when they are discussed are often dated - The Parent Trap , Meatballs , Mary Poppins. It’s not until book #10 Logan Likes Mary Anne - that a fake movie star is really gushed over and by Mary Anne of all characters who declares her soon-to-be-steady-boyfriend , looks exactly like her heartthrob Cam Geary. Later on the series goes for a more accurate stab in book # 87 -Stacey and the Bad Girls. Having left the 80's far behind it’s now 1995 and grunge is rearing it’s ugly head , Stacey has begun hanging out with girls who wear sly grins , nose jewelry and black lipstick as if it were the norm. Well the norm for Stacey. Considering Stacey is a cheerleader I’m still not sure what she was ever doing with them these were girls who had the ease to throw food in someone else’s house , raid their friends cupboards , buy things on sale and return them at cost for a free lunch , and sneak liquor into a concert ( but exclude one of their so-called friends). Most of all I thought how could they possibly have the same tastes in music?! U4ME I assumed was a boy band - though Stacey’s mother assumes it’s a grunge band , Stacey assures the reader it’s not , and because Stacey’s boyfriend can’t stand U4ME there’s not a lot of options left for it to be anything but a boy-band. Strange - grunge girls going to a boy band concert with little bottles of liquor hidden under their hats?! Rereading it , it seems a little hard to take.
Considering what I recall of the 80's I pegged both Stacey and Claudia as girls who were so concerned with being hip , they would pour over magazines , watch the latest videos and check out the new shows but after scouring the books I begin to doubt wether these girls ever watched t.v.
On the flip side Sleepover Friends offers a virtual buffet of fake stars but then , it is a series probably most accurate in describing fifth grade girls. Lets be honest, flashback to 1987 ,
as a fifth grader , if you didn’t know that Growing Pains wasn’t just an expression that it was a t.v. show you would’ve probably have been considered a nerd. If your friend said how cool the new boy’s hair looked - just like Billy Idol and you said whose he? You’d probably have some serious explaining to do. If nobody tried to fake you out with Fleetwood Mac’s Big Love song as being a couple actually making love well then you just haven’t experienced culture. You couldn’t escape it , especially as a child nor sometimes did you want to , that being said I give you Sleepover Friends own celluloid csar - Kevin DeSpain.





Over six feet tall , looking fantastic in a bathing suit he is described as having wavy dark hair , piercing green eyes , and an adorable dimple. He is not a teen , not a singer just a t.v. actor - often burned by Kate as - ‘He’s not an actor at all. He’s a....a...t.v personality like Spunky the wonder dog!”’- book #20- Lauren in the Middle. They watch him with slavish loyalty wether it’s in his weekly series Made for Each Other where he plays a detective with bionic powers who travels around in an antique bi-plane solving crimes with his beautiful co-star Marcy Monroe or
if it’s a mini-series co-staring the sexy Tanya Colter or even a box-office bomb at the theaters called Endlessly. Susan Saunders deftly handles the spoofing of said stars gently - for instance she could’ve just said a detective who travels around in an antique bi-plane - I mean bionic powers! And sticking in antique bi-plane brings to mind all the detective shows that had just about exhausted all modes of transportation. A talking car - K.I.T. from Knight Rider , the Screaming Mimi helicopter from Riptide , retro corvettes - Riptide again , Simon & Simon and new corvettes - Miami Vice , red ferraris Magnum P.I. , cigarette boats - Miami Vice , not to mention the lamborgini-ish fantasy car from Hardcastle and McComick. Interestingly, though Kevin is described as very much a man when he finally appears on the cover of book #21 - he looks quite a bit like River Phoenix. To show you how much Kevin is a part of the series I decided to find out just how many books he is discussed in - out of 39 books he is mentioned in 19 - that’s half! That’s not bad considering he’s not mentioned until book four. The girls follow Kevin DeSpain’s on again off again romance with Tanya Colter his co-star in several movies. They make his date-night chili , they have all his key ‘info’ , they stalk him when he blows into town to film and wonder of wonders they actually get to meet him. I have to give credit where credit is due - Susan Saunders came up with the most interesting star-meeting I’ve ever read! Rather than bump into him in the usual way - hotel rooms , restaurants , backstage - they, having taken in a stray dog and given him a temporary collar , lose the dog only to have it found by - you guessed it Kevin DeSpain who now wants the dog , Lauren whose p.o.v. the stories are mainly taken from thinks she’d give him anything - including her brother if he wanted him.
As for the other fake stars there is the Boodles - Great name! ( Boodle means booty - you know the loot taken in a robbery ) and their hit - I’ve gone dotty over you. They play a key role in book #2 - Starring Stephanie.


( Flipping through a Rolling Stone magazine ( or should I say Star Turns?, I found this ad for Boodle liquor! What I love about this ad is they assume nobody else knows what Boodle means either. They make it sound like some sort of dance - let's Boodle!) Joel Carter and Carter Grant in Surftown ( which may or may not be a subtle Miami Vice spoof ) , The Fabulous Flynn brothers - a.k.a Marx Brothers , The Gruesomes - rather than the Addams Family. Tangles an all girl rock band with hair practically to their knees ( Bangles ) , The Bounder Sisters ( ahem Pointer Sisters? ) who sing Get Down , Heat with it’s sexy lead singer Chaz who has spiky hair and a snake earring , Suzy Q from the Hot Tamales , Jangles ( I’m not sure if this is a mistake from Tangles - to Jangles or really a different band but it’s actually mentioned twice ) , the Grady Gang - Brady Bunch , The C-47's with their hit Funky Shack , the B-29's and in book #14 - Lauren Takes Charge - a fifteen year old singer is mentioned who started her career in malls , with only a cheap cassette player to back her up , ( sound familiar? ) her trademark is poufy red bands and a pillbox hat - so cutesy they scoff! Her name is Lavonne and she inspires this accurate stab out of Stephanie ‘for someone who can’t sing , she has a pretty good career going,”but my all time favorite star spoof is in book #27 Where’s Patti when the girls notice the older brother of a pair of rowdy twins looks exactly like Tommy Hepp. I laughed like crazy when I first read it - in fact I almost rolled out of bed. I recognized immediately whom she really meant. Johnny Depp and that’s all the writers usually want is for us to relate to the characters - their adoration of Johnny Buck , Brain Damage , Kevin DeSpain - Tommy Hepp mirror our love , they are the thinly veiled stars decorating our walls - Corey Hart , the Smiths , River Phoenix , Johnny Depp.
Hope you love the pictures - the 21 Jumpstreet shot is a full length poster that was incredibly hard to get , they were all sold out at the local Woolco and I managed to convince them to sell me their display model. I had dormer style ceilings and taped him right over my bed and a few times the tape unstuck just at the top and I would wake up with beautiful Depp , hanging down in front of me! The Bruce Springsteen shot is from a Rolling Stones ad - I cropped out some lettering at the bottom - to me this is the infamous Johnny Buck. Though there is something to be said about Corey Hart. Okay I still can't make up my mind.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Who's got the better board game - Sweet Valley High or The Babysitters Club?




Toy marketing in the 80's was a booming business. Everything it seemed, as the joke went, was made in Taiwan. It was no holds barred as toy makers leapt at every opportunity and a kindof bizarre Alice’s mirrored world effect took place as toys spawned cartoons or was it cartoons spawned toys. Did cereal art and potato chip bags and Kodak film produce toys or was it vice versa? Everything spawned anything. Often the spawn-child made no sense and you had a feeling it’s momma & poppa cringed at their bizarre offspring but that didn’t stop them from producing more and more. In 1988 Sweet Valley High had spawned a board game. Why a board game you may ask. In answer - who knows. I do know however that board games were extremely popular in the 80's and every creature , character and doohickey seemed to have it’s own board game (even, again, if it didn’t make much sense ) There were board games for the cartoons -like The Wuzzles , arcade games - Donkey Kong , Q-Bert and Pac-Man , T.v. shows - Family Ties , dolls - Holly Hobbie , Strawberry shortcake - even comic strips - Garfield. So why not books.
Offered up by the top board game company Milton Bradley, Sweet Valley high the board game incorporated a look that was still familiar to the readers but blazing with a new insignia - a pastel sphere and flapping flag that was also simultaneously appearing on the backs of the series books replacing the letterman arch. Other than that the fan could tell there would be few surprises, a fact reinforced by the game’s questioning selling point. Can you find your boyfriend in time for the big date? Hmmm , a wee bit vapid even for series fiction. I would’ve found the game more exciting to guess which of Jessica’s boyfriends was a psychopathic dope fiend , or had the players scrambling through Sweet Valley to buy the new dress in Lizette’s before your opponent. I opened the game , read the instructions and surveyed the board - truth be told it’s not a total loss - it’s just a bit of a letdown. The board layout is rather like Clue - with four room/like areas all taking place in - of course- Sweet Valley High. Oddly enough there is a coldness to this layout , they can’t be bothered to call the French Room , Mrs. Dalton’s French Room and there is no designated spot for the school newspaper room! Considering it’s a game for super-fans only I would think this would grate on their nerves. The game plays a lot like memory - cards are laid face down in each room section. Each player takes a board depending on which character you chose to be - for instance if you’re Liz - you’ve picked Weekend Bike Tour and it’s your goal to find all the items to fill up your board - one boyfriend Todd Wilkens , one backpack , a biking outfit , a bicycle and Mr. Collins. Where it gets confusing is that you are permitted to swap or steal boyfriends - not a bad idea because if you pick Enid Collins , which from the almost pristine condition of the card , I’m not sure many players did - you’re stuck with of all boyfriends - not the hunky Hugh - but get this , Winston Eggbert?! On a positive note though , this gives fans a rare glimpse of never before seen characters as painted by the wonderful James Mathewuse - gorgeous Mr. Collins who does resemble Robert Redford , Mrs. Dalton ( of the jell-o in her sleeping bag fame ) , and Winston Eggbert - even though the bespeckled Winston looks rather grim. Look closely at all the characters and some of them , especially the guys look as though they’d rather be elsewhere than beefcake for a girls board game - it’s a scream!





















Some of the cards describing the characters actions are spot on to a fault - Elizabeth gives Enid some good advice with Enid uses , some are unbelievable - Lila donates a large sum of money to a local charity , Bruce helps Jessica set up for the prom , Jessica’s plot to break up Winston and Enid does not work?! ( huh say what? Why would Jessica care about those two? ) You know things are a little loopy however when out of four cards - each devoted to an action - from the four boyfriends , Bruce turns out to be the most sensitive! Ken is duped by Lila , Winston is attracted to another girl ( poor Enid! Despite her good grades , she has the most boring cards of all , she just can’t win , not in the series , not here - could be the name - remember Enid in Taking Care of Terrific by Lois Lowry who says that Enid was a horrible name that all disgusting words like squalid and fetid echoed Enid. ) Even Todd’s card , though faithful to his character, is nonetheless jerky - Todd believes a rumor about Liz. Here’s some cards I would’ve liked - Enid, in revenge to Jessica’s rumor, shaved Jessica’s head during a slumber party making it impossible for Jess to win Prom Queen! Nobody shows up for Lila’s super-once-in-a-lifetime-every-weekend party leaving her so outraged she is arrested for driving her Triumph across the football field nearly clipping Ken during his game-saving goal. Elizabeth dumps Todd and decides to actually do something constructively charitable like take out someone who isn’t ultra-gorgeous and ultra-popular. Todd faces this rejection bravely, after about two minutes of wallowing he asks out a curvy tenth grader he already had his eye on as backup. The game sums up as so-so , I’m neither here nor there about it , I guess I was disappointed that it didn’t really showcase some of the sights we’ve only imagined in Sweet Valley - I mean where’s the Beach Disco? Lizettes , The Dari Burger , Lookout Point , Kelly’s Bar , Jessica’s bedroom the Hershey Bar , I mean for gosh sakes they could’ve made it a rip off of Monopoly!










But as bad as anyone thinks this game is , I found the Babysitter’s Game to be far worse. It too was offered up by Milton Bradley , two years after the release of Sweet Valley High suggesting it was successful enough to try their hand at exploiting er-capitalizing on a second franchise. Opening the box , I was immediately overwhelmed by the amount of cards , pieces , notepads , tokens it contained and totally underwhelmed by the flimsy pastel playing board and equally bummed that the men were not those nifty little cardboard player cutouts wedged into little holders , no, the pawns were just those plastic thimble things in pastel shades.

What does that have to do with the Babysitter’s club? There is no- I get to be Stacey or Claudia or any of that , if I was twelve I’d feel ripped off. Not to mention frustrated . The game is also jammed with too many ideas , there are four sets of cards each colored peach , gold , green , purple each adding to another facet of the game - Peach cards are for collecting points if a square under the picture of the babysitter matches your token , green cards are for babysitter’s club trivia with questions like which club member’s bedroom looks like a nursery all pink and white? Or who usually needs the Pike barf bucket on car trips - (well I don’t know about Margo but anymore aspects to this game and I might just need it...) Gold cards are the kind of -what if while babysitting - like - You discover that your new babysitting charge is a monkey , not a child! What do you do? Feed him your kid kit and hole up in the nearest closet.( Kidding! ) Purple cards - are truth or dare - dares of which your friends get to judge, by giving you points if you performed well. The game is okay in the most generous sense of the word, I guess to me , it just seems thrown together , and not really for fans. A much better board game along the same lines is Girl Talk. I don’t know why they didn’t model a game after say, the game of Life - with moolah and obstacles , like items for the kid kits , dues day , babysitting jobs and a goal maybe to arrive at a dance with enough money to attend. I wonder if anyone designing the games even read the books or were given basic trivia and information like a list of ingredients if so , they really screwed up the formula.
So whose got the better game between SVH and Babysitter’s Club - Sorry Babysitter’s club it’s hands down - Sweet Valley High

The real Bruce Patman

The real Bruce Patman
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The Real Lila

The Real Lila
Same soft , dreamy look!